We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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