I don't think brook has ever known best
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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