Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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