Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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