just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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