did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
