I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
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Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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