But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's intense
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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