how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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