In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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