Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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