im holly from the hills drunk
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
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A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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