On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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