He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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