so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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