No awkward lesbian experiences without me
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
