This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
