well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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