I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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