i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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