Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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