Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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