You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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