He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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