a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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