1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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