Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
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