I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We are two peas in an std pod
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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