White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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