I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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