porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
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Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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