Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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