I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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