My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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