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i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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