): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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