if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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