How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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