How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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