im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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