Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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