ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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