even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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