Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
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I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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