I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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