Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you would pick up someone in the library
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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