You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
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