You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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