I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
