Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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