i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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