dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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