I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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